The Graveyard Shift
September 25, 2019|
I never thought I’d enjoy another night job as thoroughly as I enjoy spooking people. Spooking is still my main
Month: September 2019
Spooky Window Mischief
September 23, 2019|
I just want to say, as a spooky skeleton, I am ALL about windows. I have so much fun with
Do the Crackle!
September 17, 2019|
I always knew that disco would be the end of me. For years I have attempted to escape from disco,
Lintels and Beams
September 11, 2019|
You won’t get rid of me! I’m hot on the case, still looking for that scoop, see? Things have been
Big Hair, Don’t Care
September 10, 2019|
80s hairstyles: what’s the big idea? More to the point, what’s with the bigness in general? Like, where did that
Clickety-Clack, Guess Who’s Back!
September 10, 2019|
You know, when I finally entered the world, I thought I was going to get a bit more of a
Over-It Emoji
September 9, 2019|
My stepmother, Sharon, drives me up the wall. In short, she behaves as though she’s my sister, but a sister
The Russian Queen
September 7, 2019|
I can officially confirm that Natalia is the actual worst. No doubt any day now, the mayor of Worstville is
Ducts, Acceptable Solution
September 7, 2019|
The discerning man would say that ducted heating is a structural weakness, but I like to take such weaknesses and
Farewell, Earth Balustrades
September 5, 2019|
You know, I’m starting to get the vague impression that living on the moon isn’t going to be very fun.