I never thought I’d enjoy another night job as thoroughly as I enjoy spooking people. Spooking is still my main ‘thing’, but I do believe I must have been a
Month: September 2019
Spooky Window MischiefSpooky Window Mischief
I just want to say, as a spooky skeleton, I am ALL about windows. I have so much fun with windows! You see, windows are the windows to the soul,
Do the Crackle!Do the Crackle!
I always knew that disco would be the end of me. For years I have attempted to escape from disco, but here we are, at the end of the road.
Lintels and BeamsLintels and Beams
You won’t get rid of me! I’m hot on the case, still looking for that scoop, see? Things have been kinda difficult lately, what with all those folks saying that
Clickety-Clack, Guess Who’s Back!Clickety-Clack, Guess Who’s Back!
You know, when I finally entered the world, I thought I was going to get a bit more of a reaction. I’m a spooky scary skeleton, a pile of dry
Over-It EmojiOver-It Emoji
My stepmother, Sharon, drives me up the wall. In short, she behaves as though she’s my sister, but a sister who’s overly invested in ensuring I reach my potential. Dad
The Russian QueenThe Russian Queen
I can officially confirm that Natalia is the actual worst. No doubt any day now, the mayor of Worstville is going to arrive at the school, shake Natalia’s hand and
Ducts, Acceptable SolutionDucts, Acceptable Solution
The discerning man would say that ducted heating is a structural weakness, but I like to take such weaknesses and turn them into strengths. It’s what makes me such a
Farewell, Earth BalustradesFarewell, Earth Balustrades
You know, I’m starting to get the vague impression that living on the moon isn’t going to be very fun. I know we’re up there to build a glorious kingdom
Utes and BirdsUtes and Birds
Part of my mindfulness lessons with Master Tiger Sun have involved trying to let go of this earthly tether and become totally free from cares and worries. Mostly those surrounding