I thought the days of parents expecting their kids to go into the family business were over. As it turns out, my family is waiting expectantly for me to take
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DIY Though…DIY Though…
I just watched a video where a self-professed ‘organisation guru’ demonstrates how to get your life in order using milk crates. She has this whole filing system figured out that’s
Son Blocks DrainsSon Blocks Drains
My child has always been a handful. Now that he’s a wayward teen, my guidance, instructions and loving words fall on deaf ears. Try getting him to pick up the
Tomorrow, I Bring SandwichesTomorrow, I Bring Sandwiches
Terribly close call in the break room today, as I attempted to establish my total normality to my co-workers. After watching thousands of documentaries and observing my co-workers over many
The Graveyard ShiftThe Graveyard Shift
I never thought I’d enjoy another night job as thoroughly as I enjoy spooking people. Spooking is still my main ‘thing’, but I do believe I must have been a
Spooky Window MischiefSpooky Window Mischief
I just want to say, as a spooky skeleton, I am ALL about windows. I have so much fun with windows! You see, windows are the windows to the soul,
Do the Crackle!Do the Crackle!
I always knew that disco would be the end of me. For years I have attempted to escape from disco, but here we are, at the end of the road.
Lintels and BeamsLintels and Beams
You won’t get rid of me! I’m hot on the case, still looking for that scoop, see? Things have been kinda difficult lately, what with all those folks saying that
Clickety-Clack, Guess Who’s Back!Clickety-Clack, Guess Who’s Back!
You know, when I finally entered the world, I thought I was going to get a bit more of a reaction. I’m a spooky scary skeleton, a pile of dry
Over-It EmojiOver-It Emoji
My stepmother, Sharon, drives me up the wall. In short, she behaves as though she’s my sister, but a sister who’s overly invested in ensuring I reach my potential. Dad